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George's Resume
GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington , DC 20520

I will be available in January 2009. Willing to relocate.


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Alabama Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader, although I have no memory of my college years.

I was an alcoholic and stopped drinking when I was 44.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS :

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union . During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America .

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States , after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire, ' Condoleezza Rice , has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war' detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election)

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.


I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our sources.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I have the lowest approval rating of any US President.


I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that my Vice-President attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.

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Texas is NOT the most polluted state in the Union.  Houston ranks #4 But the biggest 3 are the most polluted. 


































































































































































































































































































































































Rank  ↓ City  ↓ State  ↓ Population  ↓ Density (per mi2)  ↓
1 New York City New York &0000000008274527.0000008,274,527 26,403.8
2 Los Angeles California &0000000003834340.0000003,834,340 7,876.4
3 Chicago Illinois &0000000002836658.0000002,836,658 12,752.2
4 Houston Texas &0000000002208180.0000002,208,180 3,371.8
5 Phoenix Arizona &0000000001552259.0000001,552,259 2,781.7
6 Philadelphia Pennsylvania &0000000001449634.0000001,449,634 11,232.8
7 San Antonio Texas &0000000001328984.0000001,328,984 2,808.3
8 San Diego California &0000000001266731.0000001,266,731 3,772.4
9 Dallas Texas &0000000001240499.0000001,240,499 3,470.3
10 San Jose California &0000000000939899.000000939,899 5,116.9
11 Detroit Michigan &0000000000916952.000000916,952 6,853.5
12 Jacksonville Florida &0000000000805605.000000805,605 970.9
13 Indianapolisa[›] Indiana &0000000000795458.000000795,458 2,162.8
14 San Francisco California &0000000000764976.000000764,976 16,632.4
15 Columbus Ohio &0000000000747755.000000747,755 3,383.1
16 Austin Texas &0000000000743074.000000743,074 2,610.6
17 Fort Worth Texas &0000000000681818.000000681,818 1,828.0
18 Memphis Tennessee &0000000000674028.000000674,028 2,327.6
19 Charlotte North Carolina &0000000000671588.000000671,588 2,232.1
20 Baltimored[›] Maryland &0000000000637455.000000637,455 8,058.8
21 El Paso Texas &0000000000606913.000000606,913 2,262.8
22 Milwaukee Wisconsin &0000000000602191.000000602,191 6,212.0
23 Boston Massachusetts &0000000000599351.000000599,351 12,172.3
24 Seattle Washington &0000000000594210.000000594,210 6,714.8
25 Nashvillea[›] Tennessee &0000000000590807.000000590,807 1,152.6
26 Denver Colorado &0000000000588349.000000588,349 3,615.6
27 Washington District of Columbia &0000000000588292.000000588,292 9,316.9
28 Las Vegas Nevada &0000000000558880.000000558,880 4,222.7
29 Louisvillea[›] Kentucky &0000000000557789.000000557,789 4,126.1
30 Portland Oregon &0000000000550396.000000550,396 3,939.8
31 Oklahoma City Oklahoma &0000000000547274.000000547,274 833.8
32 Tucson Arizona &0000000000525529.000000525,529 2,499.7
33 Atlanta Georgia &0000000000519145.000000519,145 3,162.3
34 Albuquerque New Mexico &0000000000518271.000000518,271 2,484.0
35 Fresno California &0000000000470508.000000470,508 4,096.3
36 Long Beach California &0000000000466520.000000466,520 9,157.2
37 Sacramento California &0000000000460242.000000460,242 4,187.4
38 Mesa Arizona &0000000000452933.000000452,933 3,171.0
39 Kansas City Missouri &0000000000450375.000000450,375 1,408.4
40 Cleveland Ohio &0000000000438042.000000438,042 6,165.0
41 Virginia Beachd[›] Virginia &0000000000434743.000000434,743 1,712.7
42 Omaha Nebraska &0000000000424482.000000424,482 3,370.8
43 Miami Florida &0000000000409719.000000409,719 10,153.2
44 Oakland California &0000000000401489.000000401,489 7,120.9
45 Tulsa Oklahoma &0000000000384037.000000384,037 2,152.5
46 Minneapolis Minnesota &0000000000377392.000000377,392 6,969.4
47 Colorado Springs Colorado &0000000000376427.000000376,427 1,943.4
48 Raleigh North Carolina &0000000000375806.000000375,806 2,409.2
49 Honolulub[›] Hawaii &0000000000375571.000000375,571 4,336.7
50 Arlington Texas &0000000000371038.000000371,038 3,475.7

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