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Husband takes his
wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly
whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course.
The
husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us.'
So the
couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
'Come on in.'
When they
opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the
place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken
window.
A man
reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,'
the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to
thank you... You see e, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!'
the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a
million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No
problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you
want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,' she said.
'Consider
it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,'
the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in
more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The
husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses What do you think?'
She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering
our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
'You know
I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!' So the
genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of
non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and
asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'
'Why,
we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
' NO Shit .' He said,
'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?' |
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