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adam

11:39am, Mon 09

zipper down (joke)

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was
down, and his fly wide open. *
*His secretary walked up to him and said,

'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage-
door?'

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office
looking a bit puzzled.*

* When he was about done with his paper-work, he suddenly noticed that his
zipper was not zipped up!

He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally
understood.*

* He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary. *

*When he reached her desk, he said, 'When you saw the garage-door open did
you see my Jaguar parked in there?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw
was a Mini with 2 flat tires!

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