Last Online: Apr 21, 2020
Date Joined: Apr 05, 2005

Real name: Sean

Country:
- United States
State/Province: Texas

Status: Married
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Sexuality: Straight

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About me:
Elderly Retarded Male with eczema, male pattern baldness, and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Turn ons:
Semi-literate dwarves, with a lack of skin pigmentation.

Turn offs:
Semi-literate dwarves, with a lack of skin pigmentation - ironic, isnt't it.

Hobbies:
Dwarf tossing

I admire:
Uncle Timmy, the flatulent bastard.

Favorite movies:
Blazing Saddles.

Favorite TV shows:
Blazing Saddlesores.

Best feature:
my third chin - it still has most of its skin left.

Piercings?:
nature gave me enough holes, any more and I'd be a pincushion. - psoriasis and eczema don't make good partners for piercings.

Tatoos?:
Yes, but its realllly small. Microscopic actually, but it glows with its own inner light. That or I am dying from exposure to Luminox.