There  were two nuns.. 
 One  of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), 
 and the other one was known as Sister Logical  (SL). 
 It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 
 SM:  Have you noticed that a man has been  following us for 
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder  what he wants. 
 SL:  It's logical. He wants to rape us. 
 SM:  Oh,  no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes 
at the most! What  can we do? 
 SL:  The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.  
 SM:  It's not working. 
 SL:  Of course it's not working. The man did the only  
logical thing. He  started to walk faster, too. 
 SM:  So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.   
 SL:  The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.  
 So the man decided to  follow Sister  Logical. 
  sister  Mathematical arrives  at the convent and is 
worried about what has happened to  Sister  Logical. 
 Then Sister  Logical  arrives.  
 SM:  Sister  Logical!  Thank God you are here! 
Tell me what happened! 
 SL:  The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn't follow us both, so he
 followed me  
 SM:  Yes, yes! But what happened then?   
 SL:  The only logical thing happened. I started to run  
as  fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.   
 SM:  And? 
 SL  : The only logical thing happened. He  reached me. 
 SM:  Oh, dear! What did you do?  
 SL:  The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up. 
 SM  : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 
 SL:  The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants.   
  SM:  Oh, no! What happened then?  
 SL:  Isn't it logical, Sister?  A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.  
 And for those of you who thought it  would be dirty, 
Say two Hail Marys!