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marriage
 Favorite song: domination
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12:56pm, Feb 7th 2007
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WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she
is finished.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married,
and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in
your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man ,
to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because
Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the
bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids
are able to fit
onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After
a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of
the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why
don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound
is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber
at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the
hell up." |
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.. that's good and so true..... 
