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03:13pm, Tue 26 |
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>> Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
>> Los
>> Angeles one day.
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>> Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in
>> Mexico ?"
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>> Al replies, "I don't know, let' s ask our waiter."
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>> When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
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>> The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."
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>> " He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor,
>> the
>> cook say no Mexican Jews."
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>> Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely
>> sure?"
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>> The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once
>> again, senor!"and goes back into the kitchen.
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>> While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there
>> are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."
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>> The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Tom say there is no
>> Mexican Jews."
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>> "Are you certain?" Al asks again.
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>> "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
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>> "SENOR, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter, "All we have is
>> Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews. |
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