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06:41pm, Mon 12
dictionary for women (part 2)
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card
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katrin Send Instant Message
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katrin
CA
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funny!! I like the mascara one!!

06:47pm, Mon 12
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MASSOUD KHATER
beirut
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well that valentine's day is what is happening to me this year! so i am staying on profile with some friends!

10:00am, Tue 13
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George
Florida
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so many are not only funny but sadly true....but rest assured....when I went through childbirth...the HE that was holding my hand....got his hand BIT.....I was not into that.....breathe crap....and I told my husband AND the doctor that....

10:44am, Tue 13
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Crazy
UK
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good

11:41am, Tue 13


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