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Talamascaa Send Instant Message
05:59am, Fri 06
Not another Joke thread...


No joke zone.


Michelle has turned it into a Turn on Turn offs thread. We'll keep it as that.

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Michelle Send Instant Message
Post #: 364
Michelle
Private
Message: [quote]
Quote from Talamascaa
"I love it that girls want a guy who's in shape, but they don't like body odor. 

"I want you to go work out and get in good shape Darling, but if you come back smelling of sweat I'm leaving you" 


"


Chad, they workout, then have a shower.. then they go and buy something nice and be all romantic and take a girl out for dinner, oh and did i say, buy her something nice?!.. Thats not much to ask is it lol..

11:18am, Fri 06
Talamascaa Send Instant Message
Post #: 1095
Chad
TX
Message: [quote]
Define nice.   That's a very subjective word. 



12:01pm, Fri 06
MysteriousIllness Send Instant Message
Post #: 3277
Dusty
Arizona
Message: [quote]

Turn ons - adam's apples, cankles and turkey necks


Turn offs - none


12:24pm, Fri 06
yummymummy Send Instant Message
Post #: 434
George
Florida
Message: [quote]

my turn ons...easy heart beat


 


turn offs...ED(if you don't know what ED is you probably don't have it)


12:25pm, Fri 06
MysteriousIllness Send Instant Message
Post #: 3278
Dusty
Arizona
Message: [quote]
I totally have it. I have to tape 2 tongue depressers on the sides to get it up.

12:27pm, Fri 06
MysteriousIllness Send Instant Message
Post #: 3279
Dusty
Arizona
Message: [quote]

DAMMIT! No joke thread and I screwcd it up.



12:28pm, Fri 06
yummymummy Send Instant Message
Post #: 435
George
Florida
Message: [quote]
Quote from MysteriousIllness
"I totally have it. I have to tape 2 tongue depressers on the sides to get it up."


awwwww poor Dusty

12:29pm, Fri 06
Mel Send Instant Message
Post #: 3247
Melinda
Colorado
Message: [quote]
Why did the chicken cross the road?

01:02pm, Fri 06
shittles Send Instant Message
Post #: 256
The dude
WA
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Just got done watchiing that Sicko movie.  Man it really makes our government look like shit.  Such a group of greedy fucks.

01:31pm, Fri 06
shittles Send Instant Message
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The dude
WA
Message: [quote]
gotta love downloading movies :P

01:33pm, Fri 06


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