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09:54am, Wed 29
Joke
A rich man and a poor man are discussing buying gifts for their wives' birthday.

The rich man says: "I am buying my wife a BMW and a diamond ring.
That way if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy."

The poor man replies: "Well, I am buying my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."

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Michelle
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Ive heard that joke before. Still good though.

10:28am, Wed 29
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M. Flores
KS
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Love it!!

As a woman lay on her deathbed, she turned to her husband and said, "There is a small box under the bed. Please retrieve it." He looked under the bed and there was a decorative wooden box. He pulled it out and she asked him to go ahead and open it.

He looked inside and saw 3 eggs and $7,000. "What are the eggs for?" he asks. "I put an egg in the box every time we had bad sex," she said. He thought, "That's not too bad for 50 years of marriage."

"And the money?" he asks. She replied,"Every time I had a dozen eggs, I sold them."

10:35am, Wed 29
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adam
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11:06am, Wed 29
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M. Flores
KS
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Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”

Good girls never go after another girl’s man…
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties…
Bad girls don’t wear any.

Good girls wax their floors…
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot…
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner…
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies…
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss…
Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.

Good girls believe you’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls…
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food…
Bad girls love Italian waiters.

11:23am, Thu 30
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Wowie
south cotabato
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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meeeee
east LA
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i got a girl a ring pop once

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katrin
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