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11:08am, Tue 06
old man !
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
Evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend, the jeweler looked through his stock and brought a stunning
ring at $40,000!
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement; the old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said: "By
check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It
now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
up the ring Monday afternoon."

Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said:
"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?!"

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Ashraf, Ash
Jeddah
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what a smart old man nice one bro

11:17am, Tue 06
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MASSOUD KHATER
beirut
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hehhe yes smart one! will try that on my 75th birthday hehe!

02:03pm, Tue 06
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Karmen
Ca
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lol.. good one. 

05:07pm, Tue 06
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Tammy
North Carolina
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good one massoud.....keep it up.....lol :

08:39pm, Tue 06
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Lynette
Pennsylvania
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They get better and better keep it up...

09:38pm, Tue 06
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MASSOUD KHATER
beirut
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Quote from ladyluck62
"good one massoud.....keep it up.....lol : "

flattered hearing that from the queen of jokes herself!

07:28am, Wed 07


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